i am stupid-idiot-foolish-clumsy
i am the mother of all disappointment
i am the bad luck in your life
i am the petrol of your CNG tank
i am the peanut in ur jathropha farm.
i am the tickles traveller in your train
i am the worm in your stomach
i am the tumor in ur Humor
i am the sand paper in your tissue box
i am the hail in your rain
i am the flood in your monsoon
i am the devil in your Heaven
i am the Havana in your cheese
i am the perfectionist in you tube
i am the coffee among your tea

i am a lefty without a notion of being Leftist thoughts
i use my wrong brain to think
i am the opposite of what you expect in your perfect world